February 2012
therealmulan:
remember when justin timberlake was on punk’d and his house was being foreclosed or whatever and he started crying
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I have to get up for work in less than 5 hours.
God damn my libido and his extraordinary phone sex abilities.
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me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore.
(via notafraidofruins)
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Seven Species That Got Screwed Over By Mother... →
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“Satan has his sights on the United States of America! The Father of Lies has his...”
– RICK SANTORUM, in a speech delivered in 2008, seeming to “imply that an Obama presidency would be the sign of an impending holy war,” according to the New York Daily News.
And if you still think Santorum was referring to Obama’s environmental policy was he said the President had a “phony theology,”...
"Mr. Cody, you ever wanna just karate the shit...
Anyway, goodnight loves.
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to marry him one...
Regardless of any squishy feelings that most likely will not exist in my future.
Because he likes the same stuff as me, and he laughs when I’m actually funny, and he begrudgingly admits when I’m being clever, and calls me out when I’m just being an idiot, and he’s more than okay with the fact that I am occasionally mildly disgusting, and takes care of me when I’m...